no you cant smoke seaweed
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If I die, sorry about rent.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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