Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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