Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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