all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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