I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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