i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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