My cat gives me a boner
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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