I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The Olympian is in my bed
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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