question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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