he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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