i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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