he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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