i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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