I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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