Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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