It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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