Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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