yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm bleeding and have questions
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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