Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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