My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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