if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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