I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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