everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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