he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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