in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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