I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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