I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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