just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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