I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
its not stalking. its research.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
