wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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