i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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