and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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