Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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