The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
please come you make the beer taste better
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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