you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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