we're blogging at a bar
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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