I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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