I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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