so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
