There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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