doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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