do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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