i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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