do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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