so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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