Ambien. No doubt about it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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