omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I will pee on everything he values.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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