the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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