Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Damn victory sex feels great
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