dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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