Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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