NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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