so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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