I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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