So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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