I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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